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Wednesday 8 October 2014

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Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party? 
Because everyone was a goblin!
 Why do you always see ghosts & demons together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Why do mummies make excellent spies? 
They're good at keeping things under wraps.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? 
He didn't have a haunting license.
 Why are so few ghosts arrested?
It's hard to pin anything on them.
 Where do most werewolves live? 
In Howllywood, California.
 What's big and gray and wears a mask at the theater?
The Elephantom of the Opera
 What's a ghost's favorite desert? 
Boo-berry pie.
 What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? 
A boo-tie.
 What kind of mistakes do spooks make? 
Boo boos.
 Why were there screams coming from the kitchen ? 
The cook was beating the eggs.
 What kind of key opens a casket?
A skeleton key
 What is Dracula's favorite kind of dog?
A blood hound.
What is as sharp as a vampires fang? 
His other fang.
 What is a vampire's favorite holiday? 
Fangsgiving.
 What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
Spare ribs
 What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show? 
A celebrity roast.


What happens when a ghost haunts a theater? 
The actors get stage fright
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